Shiver Me Timbers and a Hello-Ho-Ho!



I am Dez, and I am 24. My motivation pending, I'll have post-nominal initials of M.S. within the next year, and eventually say "author of 'Seismic Butterfly'" in all my social media profiles. I am trying to learn as much as I can about social ills while maintaining the warped sense of humor I need to deal with myself. <3

If you need me to add triggers and whatnot, my ask is always open.

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treadmill-to-oblivion:

On this date, August 18, 1920 the 19th Amendment was ratified. Here we see Mary Pickford, “America’s Sweetheart” keeping up on the news.

treadmill-to-oblivion:

On this date, August 18, 1920 the 19th Amendment was ratified. Here we see Mary Pickford, “America’s Sweetheart” keeping up on the news.

Tagged: mary pickfordactual princess

Source: treadmill-to-oblivion

distinguishme:

freekahzoid:

12barz:

Words of Wisdom

Real shit

why i try nd stay off the shits

distinguishme:

freekahzoid:

12barz:

Words of Wisdom

Real shit

why i try nd stay off the shits

Source: im-a-walking-paradox

Tagged: john oliverfergusonkilling it

Source: -teesa-

waltdisneysdaily:

every disney/dreamworks/20th/animation songs: Hercules » I Won’t Say I’m In Love

If there’s a price fo rotten judgement; I guess I’ve already won that. My head is screaming, “Get a grip girl!” Unless you’re dying to cry your heart out.

Tagged: i am so Megara it's ridiculous

Source: waltdisneysdaily

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Tagged: jfc

Source: giantassrobot

Tagged: ooga chaka intensifies

Source: jesus-frankenstein

falling-for-books:

Never ending list of movies: Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School

Tagged: stahpthis was my fucking fave

Source: falling-for-books

pretty-period:

More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK

Source: pretty-period

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Source: zarry

robelessd:

the-goddamazon:

blackfashion:

LMFAOOOOO omg

BLESSSS

Tagged: so connivingrunning her perf nails through her perf hair like a queen or somethingKaty Perry is barely a fucking jester in comparison tbh

Source: themariahcarey

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Tagged: not as much anymorebut I'm still likemy old arse is attractive eh?

Source: lmaogtfo

loladelphia:

I will bow down and let my kick-ass city take the spotlight. I don’t do this site for money, ego, or fame. I do it because Philly is an amazing place that deserves more love than it is given.

loladelphia:

I will bow down and let my kick-ass city take the spotlight. I don’t do this site for money, ego, or fame. I do it because Philly is an amazing place that deserves more love than it is given.

Tagged: <3philadelphia

apicturesqueplace:

wtf-sabrinaa:

She gets it.

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Source: wtf-sabrinaa

grinderman2:

discoverynews:

WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155: 
There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)

grinderman2:

discoverynews:

WORLD’S OLDEST EUROPEAN EEL DIES AT 155:

There was mournful news out of Sweden with the announcement that the world’s oldest known European eel had passed away recently at the age of 155, after living through two world wars, the Cold War, disco, punk, grunge, and the advent of the Internet… (Read more)

Source: discoverynews

literal-ghost:

oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

This is the sound you hear as you descend into the depths of Hell.

Tagged: wat

Source: oneboredjeu