Shiver Me Timbers and a Hello-Ho-Ho!

I am Dez, and I am 24. My motivation pending, I'll have post-nominal initials of M.S. within the next year, and eventually say "author of 'Seismic Butterfly'" in all my social media profiles. I am trying to learn as much as I can about social ills while maintaining the warped sense of humor I need to deal with myself. <3

If you need me to add triggers and whatnot, my ask is always open.

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It’s been over two weeks since mankind failed to vote for “Persephone” as a name for one of Pluto’s moons - my way of coping with the disappointment was drawing Hades’ reaction, obviously.

this is adorable

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What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

Tagged: omfg

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Tagged: I want to do this for Halloween so bad gODDAmn

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I’m Not in Love  »  10cc

I'm not in love
So don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through

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—Marie Antoinette (2006)

 Just so everyone is clear, the handsome Black man tutoring Marie Antoinette is Joseph Boulogne, classical musician extraordinaire whose work influenced Mozart’s. This has been your Western music history tidbit of the day. Adieu! 

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we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common

and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too

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The new harry potter movie looks great

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They definetly look like a rock and roll band. 

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Yeah, I’m just gonna hop on Roosevelt Boulevard. It’s the easiest and least frustrating way to get home.
— No one ever (via loladelphia)

Tagged: philadelphiathe boullyliterally the most dangerous road in all of the america

Tagged: fucking stoppppp

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girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

Tagged: real talk

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this was her last concert

rest in peace my beautiful angel 

we miss you.

so beautiful

Tagged: Amy Winehouse

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